None of us is as smart as all of us.

I'm back

2011-12-27T05:56:00.000-08:00

Haha it's funny, I haven't blogged for such a long time and suddenly I feel compelled to blog after witnessing an extremely interesting occurance in my platoon.

Oops. Did I mention that I enlisted? Haha.

Every single day, we live life in a gigantic medium for this grand social experiment, most of us unknowing actors pulled onto the stage and masked from their invisible audience. Having been in an environment filled with people who are supposedly the most driven and elite ones of this organisation (my comments on this, I reserve), I literally see people from all walks of life interacting and with this interaction, we the research subjects come up with amazing observations that triggers powerful learning to those keeping an active eye on us, namely us.

Having reached the final 3 weeks of this arduous OCS journey, I still cannot say that I know every, if any, of my 31 platoon mates like the back of my hand. Great minds concoct marvelous ideas, but jealously guard their contents too for many reasons, some perfectly justifiable, some just plain stupid, and some, for no apparent reason at all apart from perhaps a sweeping mistrust in all things alive. I mean, even now when peer review doesn't matter, we still have keyboard warriors taking potshots at everyone in the platoon maybe to make themselves appear a little better in comparison.

But I digress. This post was supposed to be about this script-worthy character in my platoon. Let's just call him John. Since the past few months, John has always introduced himself as a person who was from this rather decent JC, scoring quite decent grades and having rather cool friends. Naturally nobody had any issues with this funny fellow, and apart from getting into a few misdemeanors, he was pretty much just another one of the guys.

Recently though, (in fact today), this person's buddy, A and another guy, B discovered that John wasn't whoever he claimed to be. He was, in fact, from a much less decent JC, if it even counts as a JC, and his grades weren't as spectacular as he claims they are either. This, however, isn't my nuance that got my thoughts provoked. What I find interesting was his buddy (A) and the other guy (B)'s reaction to their discovery.

Why is he living in his own world?
What if he isn't rich as he claims to be?
What sort of person is he, really, if he's lying about his identity?
Why must he lie?

The list goes on.

(Will blog again tmr filling in my take on this) Haha

MUG

2009-09-06T04:43:00.000-07:00

A student came into a professor's office after school clutching an examination script full of red ink. She closes the door and kneels down pleadingly. 'I would do anything to pass this exam.' She leans closer, flips back her hair and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. 'And I mean, I would do anything' she whispers.
He meets her gaze, 'Anything?'
'Anything..'
His voice turns into a whisper.
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'Would you... study?'

You know it's time

2009-08-04T00:29:00.000-07:00

You know it's time to clean up your room when your mum keeps screaming at you to tidy up:

You know it's REALLY time to clean up your room when you stumble upon:

Which makes me wonder why cockroaches die on their backs. So I googled it out.

Cockroaches (and most other insects) are top heavy since they have bulky bodies and thin, long legs. When they die, their leg muscles contract, pulling them beneath the body causing it to tip over. It is possible for the dead animal to remain on its side, but usually with death comes involuntary twitching of the muscles causing the occurrence of ending up on its back more likely. Also if the roach dies while on a wall, it will fall and most likely end up on its back as well.

One day I'll clean up my room.

Big Balls

2009-07-31T19:14:00.000-07:00

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

Believe, have faith, and trust.

2009-07-31T07:50:00.000-07:00

Even among the darkest clouds, the sun will shine through and things just look more beautiful again.

I will always keep that in mind. Wouldn't you?

Magical moments

2009-07-30T03:38:00.000-07:00

It was a day just like any other day, though admittedly the sun was beating down on me harder than usual. I was sitting at the bus stop as always, head occupied with numerous thoughts while waiting for the bus to arrive. Little did I know how my life would be changed shortly after.

He came.

It was one of those crazy things that you never gave a thought about, never anticipated any similar experiences and never knew could happen to you. But in life, things don't just happen the way you anticipate them to be. No. Things jump out at you even before you have time to gasp in amazement.

It was his messy hair that first caught my attention. Not only that, the fact that he was riding on a broomstick didn't sink in until after a few seconds. He whizzed past me exactly like J.K Rowling described in her book, and it was utterly amazing how Rowling did not exaggerate any bit of the speed and ease he maneuvered his broom. As his mode of transport zoomed past me, I caught a glimpse of a shiny tag. It read 'Firebolt'. I hurriedly pulled out my phone to take a snapshot before he whooshed away to infinity and beyond.

I met Harry Potter today.

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Central Problem of Scarcity

2009-07-28T06:01:00.000-07:00

The study of Economics is just like talking to someone you like.

Whenever and wherever you, or any person for that matter, talk to a person that you like, there's always a central problem that he or she isn't free to talk to you. We call this the central problem of scarcity. The problems stems from the fact that you want to keep talking to this individual for an unlimited period of time, but this person has limited time to reply you and start a decent conversation. When faced with scarcity of time, every second the conversing party spends has an opportunity cost, which means that for every second spent talking to you, this individual has less time to do other things (such as doing homework, playing ball, doing filing etc.) As such, this can be known as having unlimited wants to converse, but limited time for conversation.

Before we can cover this issue of scarcity, we must first ask ourselves what constitutes an intelligible conversation. I believe that before we start a conversation with whichever individual, we must first ask ourselves four fundamental questions.

What to talk about? (and conversely, what not to talk about)

How to talk? (SMS? MSN? Phone?)

How much to talk? (Ah, this has implications and it is known commonly as the law of diminishing marginal conversation. Another day on this.)

For whom to talk about? (Talk about yourself? Or about this individual?)

Aside from aiming to find answers to these questions, we must also aim to achieve three main criterias. These are known as:

- Equity

- Productive conversationing (the conversation covers as much content in as little time as possible)

- Allocative conversationing (limited time of the person you like talking to is allocated to you according to his/her wishes)

Taking these factors into consideration, we can now begin a conversation intelligibly (or non-intelligibly for some). The aspiring conversationalist would now have to make conversation choices based on these four fundamental linguistic guidelines. Conversationalists throughout history have tried out many different methods of communicating with the people they like, with every method subsequently leading to different outcomes. However, for the purpose of discussion, we shall only focus on two main kinds of conversationalists.

The first kind of conversationalist is known as the centrally-backed conversationalist (or bloody tyrant). This type of conversationalist makes all the choices of what to talk about, how to talk, how much to talk, and for whom to talk about. Typically, conversationalists of this sort dictates every one of these criterias and controls the direction of the whole conversation. Lecturers of my school, for example, obviously love talking to us, especially to me. As such they tyranically, despotically and wickedly squeezed themselves into my timetable hoping to converse intelligibly with me. These lecturers decide to talk about nefarious topics like Physics, Chemistry, Maths and Econs by the means of a propped-up microphone from behind a frilly desk. They talk generally about themselves and the topics they love with no regard of whether the people they like, in this case me, are falling asleep and go on mercilessly for a whole damn hour. Undoubtedly, conversationalists of this kind are able to achieve equity (everyone they're talking to falls asleep, no one is listening) but this mode of conversationalist is not recommended as it leads to the people you like talking to ditching you and pursuing other potential opportunity costs instead (such as going library to sleep or bringing laptop to play nerd games like FF8).

The other kind of conversationalist is the free conversation conversationalist. This friendly way of conversing is the most widely method of conversing. Free conversation conversationalists let both the conversationalist and the conversed to freely decide what to talk about, how to talk, how much to talk and for whom to talk about. This way of conversing is guided by the invisible hand theory. During the course of conversation, two possible conditions ensue. The first - the conversationalist or the conversed talk much more than the other party. In this case, the conversation is lopsided and the invisible hand is unhappy.

By the invisible hand theory, the invisible hand will become visible and show an indication of displeasure:

The other possible scenario that can take place is when the conversationalist and the conversed alike have equal opportuinities at talking and talk freely about anything under the sun. In this scenario, by the invisible hand theory, the invisible hand will become visible again and show a different indication this time of its approval and the conversation clears:

The conversation is said to have reached equilibrium.

However, the downside to this mode of conversing is that we assume both parties to be perfectly conversationable and that there is no conversation failures (more on this another day). In the even where the above criterions are not satisfied, there would be severe repurcussions (apart from the fiery invisible hand sign's wrath) and intervention by a third party would be required.

No matter what approaches we undertake as aspiring conversationalists, we must always consider the fact that the conversed has scarcity of time. With this in mind, we must aim to satisfy all three forms of equity, productive and allocative conversationing.

Ah dammit I must have been really bored.

Nip procrastination in the bud...later.

2009-07-27T06:27:00.000-07:00

Deviated from my sacred task of EoM again. =D I'm so familiar with hard work; I've fought it for years! Haha.

Anyway some cool pictures I found... again:

Hah I wish I can just pocket the sun like that and stash it somewhere. That way, on gloomy rainy days like today I can just take it out and brighten up the day for everyone (so we wouldn't need to all squeeze in one pathetically small ISH) hahaha.

Gloomy Mondays are really good for sleeping huh. Mondays are one hell of a way to spend 1/7 of my life.

PW is fun

2009-07-26T09:28:00.000-07:00

Ah supposed to be finishing my EoM first draft now but who gives a shit. (Everyone's doing their third draft by the way.)

Haha PW is fun. All the substantiations, examples, bars and charts blah blah. Feel like putting some of these in my WR:

Ok boredom does funny things to people. Goodnight, world.

Blow away the dust and unravel the tomes

2009-06-22T07:24:00.000-07:00

Was just reading some old chatlogs. It's funny, I actually got really emotional.

There was this nolstagic, bittersweet sensation that totally caught me unawares. It's not those warm fuzzy feeling you get when you see an old photograph of yourself waving happily to the oldfashioned film camera, but rather some kind of bittersweet feel that refuses to go away. Maybe bitter cause we realize things will never ever be the same, but sweet because we know that we've had the happy times and that's all that matters?

Something I saw today.

2008-11-15T07:43:00.001-08:00

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and HAVE their shoes.

What a jibe. Lol

I'm alive.

2008-11-15T07:10:00.000-08:00

#1 Do you have secrets?
Yehh.

#2 Would you fall in love with a gay?
Holy shit, no please.

#3 Do you enjoy going to school?
Yes, but I'm only saying this because it's holidays now. When holidays are over I'll probably be cursing school. (You can't blame me, I haven't mastered the zen of being contented lol)

#4 What if there's a chance to fly?
I'll fly low since flying high screws my ears up. Probably carry someone special on my back to share the experience...

#5 What is your view towards love?
I'm not going to try and define love, because it's one of those things that gets less beautiful the more you describe it. But my take on this is that the sole ability to love is what sets us apart from the beasts of nature.

#6 Which is more blessed? Loving someone or being loved by someone?
It depends. Though in most cases, loving someone is more blessed.

#7 List out 15 people whom you're thinking of now.
Let's just skip this. =)

#8 If the person you loved once or now is attached, what would you do?
For the 'loved once', I'll give my blessings and probably look up to the person she's now attached to, since he's able to give her something that I wasn't able to.

For the 'love now', I don't think it makes much of a difference because I'll continue loving her. Unless the 'attached' means marriage, of course.

#9 What makes you happy?
Going out with friends, when people reply me on sms, after a good workout/swim, making comebacks in Dota matches, catching up with friends that I havent talked to for years, looking good on photos(haha)

#10 What makes you sad?
When people I enjoy talking to don't reply my smses, when things don't work out as planned, when people I care about are sad.

#11 What do you see in yourself 10 years later?
A millionaire many times over.

#12 Who is currently important to you now?
Family, friends and me!

#13 What is the most important thing in your life?
Learning, upgrading myself, socializing.

#14 Single or Attached?
Single. Any takers? Going, going...

Single
With who?
Wow smart question. Single with pride =)

Why?
Because I'm not financially independant yet?

#15 Favourite Colour(s) ?
Teal, turqoise, black maybe green.

#16 Would you give it all in a relationship?
Definitely.

#17 Would you stead with friend's friend whom you know for a few days?
If it's a genuine love at first sight, then yes.

#18 How are you feeling right now?
No particularly strong emotions right now. Feeling stable =D

#19 Love or Like?
Love.

# 20 Tag five people for this quiz to be passed on.
Kiss my ass.

Pictures =O

2007-04-05T08:48:00.001-07:00

Hahaha first and second presents of the day:

Given by Iimelda and Clarissa. =O Ball=Clarissa and Iimelda share. And of course that sexy pink is Iimelda give one right ^.~

It originally wrapped in evil humongous newspaper:

See the size difference?

Eh wait. *drinks a mouthful of water from new bottle and chokes*

THERE. *gasp* IS *gasp* SOMETHING *gasp* INSIDE!!!

-.- Who's the smart guy who put those chocolates in ah. I could have died. o.o

Next:

Third present from

EVAN MATTHEW AND YONGSENG! OMFG I DIDNT THINK THEY WOULD BUY LEH. Ahaha ok now I wouldnt kai Evan on his birthday liao.

=D See, I'm such a nice brother. =D

Ahaha anyway the next one from Dawn Tan:

Lol she was saying she bet I will finish it in an hour o.o Lol. I ain't that fat ok o.o

Up next Anvea and Zhen Zhen's:

THIS IS FROM ANVEA. xD xD XD

I AM GAY!!
HAHA!!!
I'm Gay Cow! Gay Cow Gay Cow Gay Chou Jay Chou! Hahaha...

Dammit what if I wear this then Michael Jackson come abduct me!

Zhen Zhen's:

HAHA LOLLIPOP THAT I CAN SUCK UNTIL I SONG SONG! o.o Damn high when I see so big lollipop man. xD

The smaller lollipop is from Anvea, supposed to have three but some pig ate it up herself -.-

Pig: *takes lollipop* Sniff Sniff. 'Wah hen xiang leh. *sniff sniff again*

Pig: Aiya got one hole in the wrapper. Nvm I eat lah.

So now you know why there's only 2 lollipops.

This is from Xiao Xuan and Ho Yee, Fantastic 4-1=3 Group! o.O

LIM BEI IS GOD! But XX keeps saying I am her dog. WTF.

Ah damn its hot pink again! I told you that girls like to see the sexy me in sexy pink right!! Ahahaha

Oh and XX's special request to want to see me in this shirt will not be granted today because it's not washed yet and wear liao damn itchy one. Must sue PMK. =D

Last but definitely not least, from my new Sec 1s, Qi Gang and Yi Chen! WHOO.

Haha they damn nice lah, I just told them I wanted to treat them after ji he and they came up with something to give me in one night leh.

Not bad, Yi Chen gave this super cool keychain and Qin Gang a shiny set of handy personal equipment which I can both hang on my wallet. Ahaha thanks guys.

Let's take a family portrait of them:

HAHAHA. THANKS ALOT TO ALL OF YOU =) Iimelda Clarissa Evan Matthew Yong Seng Dawn Anvea Zhen Zhen Xiao Xuan Ho Yee Yi Chen and Qing Gang! THANKS for being such excellento friends =)

Birthday Dinner:
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And sometimes I think my family is too obvious with things:

See this cake? Yup, it's mine. xD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! =) THANKS EVERYONE! HAHA. Thank you too! For reading! Ahahaha damn high. Eh why does my brother look like the birthday boy instead of me. Stupid I should have sat in the middle. o.O

INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

2007-04-03T07:48:00.000-07:00

WHOOO I PUT UP MY TAGBOARD ON MY OWN. About time. Eh I waited because Tan Ho Yee promised to help me put up. Nvm now that it's up, let me up a finger for Ho Yee too __ o.o __ Procrastination kills ok.

2007-04-02T07:02:00.000-07:00

Ahh.. I'm here because I'm busy. Sounds weird ain't it? While other concerned people are slogging their hearts out for Maths Common Test, Maths file check and LA film review, here I am posting a little leisure post. You could say it could be due to my boredom, or simply the fact that seeing so many people I know working so hard, it has set me into deep thoughts. No, seriously.

Stressed people my age often get touchy, or in layman's terms, simply being 'emo'. Actually, there's nothing to be fussed about, since experiencing a gaping variety of emotions all part of the process of growing up. However, what sets me thinking is the contrast between people with different perspectives of life, despite being classified all under teenagers. Some, like me, can shrug off stress caused by our hectic lifestyles without difficulties, while others battle with the weight of a thousand assignments on their shoulders and often find unorthodox ways to relieve stress.

The latter group is often perfectionists that express annoyance at anything of disarray in their organized and almost perfect life. However, in the journey of maintaining such perfection, these people often feel too stressed, and express 'emo-ism' at things which might otherwise seem totally insignificant. When emotions take over, possible self-mutilation or turning to crimes takes over.

Is there really such an urgent need to put our lives into such perfection, or should I say, is there really such a need to put ourselves into such high expectations of ourselves? Why do we work so hard for? Some say that it was for a brighter future, so they can get a steady job live in luxury when they grow up. I guess it hasn't occured to them that work comes in unlimited supply. Complete this today, something crops up the next moment.

From Tuesdays with Morrie:

'We've got a form of brainwashing going on in our country,' Morrie sighed. 'Do you know how they brainwash people? They repeat something over and over. And that's what we do in this country. Owning things is good. More money is good. More property is good. More commercialism is good. More is good. More is good. We repeat it-and have it repeated to us-over and over until nobody bothers to think otherwise. The average person is so fogged up by all this, he has no perspective on what's really important anymore.'

'You know how I always interpreted that? These were people so hungry for love that they were accepting subtitutes. They were embracing material things for love or for gentleness or for a sense of comradeship.'

How very true. Work completed is always rewarded with more work. In the midst of pursuing the path to what many people label as 'good', they lose things much more important, namely close family relationships, or a personal space for each of them to mature individually. In the midst of pursuing the path to what is labelled as 'good', us teenagers might even take our own lives when stress overwhelmes us.

As a wise man called Mr Fong once put it, enjoy the imperfections of life. Never in life is there a period of time where everything is perfect, and there is bound to be something undone, unorganized, and untidied. Leave it be, attend to something else, do things at a comfortable pace. One fine day you may go crazy and get everything done, but everything will soon go back into their imperfect states again. So, it makes more sense to just enjoy the imperfections of life isn't it?

I'd end my post with a short story taken from our very own student handbook. Many of us don't read it, or have forgotten about it. In case you have-

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.

Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The fisherman replied, 'Only a little while'.

The American then asked, 'Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?'

The fisherman said, 'With this, I have more than enough to support my family's needs.'

The American then asked, 'But what do you do with the rest of your time?'

The fisherman said, 'I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, have my meals with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends, I have a full and busy life.'

The American scoffed, 'I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to the City, then Los Angeles and eventually to New York where your would run your ever-expanding enterprise.

The fisherman asked, 'But how long will all this take?'

To which the American replied, '15 to 20 years.'

'But what then?' asked the fisherman.

The American laughed and said that's the best part. 'When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions!'

'Millions...? Then what?'

The American said, 'Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, have your meals with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play guitar with your friends.'

Is what you're currently striving towards really what you want? Is a hectic lifestyle really one for you? Words of wisdom: Enjoy the imperfections of life.

2007-01-23T01:36:00.000-08:00

RK House - No PORK! (Full Version) with Subtitles

LOL fucking funny video... Watch it if you're as racist as Mulyadi.

Dengiu Louis for video.

2006-11-02T05:54:00.000-08:00

Class Video =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMvx5H-_Go

2006-10-26T05:27:00.000-07:00

Whoa. I actually managed to get back to my blog and revive it! Luckily someone remembered my password for me!

Anyway, today is the day that 2006 schooldays draw to a close. Whch means the spliting up of Sec 2 classes like chemical bond breaking, along with differences in the courses preferences provided. Surprisingly, apart from a pang of regret that hit me after school, I didn't feel too, well, EMO after the class split up officially at 1.34 p.m today. That's good, come to think of it, it certainly beats a teary farewell. 天下无不散之宴席 ma!

The saddest thing though, is probably Moses and Chiuyee leaving us.. for greener pastures. Moses, though a twat at times, can deflate tension from teachers in matters of seconds xD He was probably the lamest, most random, and irritating person I've been acquinted with, but also the most fun, most kiasu, and most cute friend that I've had. What a pity that dickhead wouldn't read this =D Just as well!

That's the problem with most people, though, me included.. We never do tell them how much they mean to us, until the very last minute probably when it's too late. Perhaps most of us harbor a 'I'll do it tomorrow' kind of thought. And when time saps out, it's usually too late. Just like my class. We never really got to thank Mrs Kang, or Miss Seow or any wonderful teacher properly on what a great job they did the whole year. They must have felt aiwan-ed to waste their time on a bunch of ingrates.

It's also inevitable that 36 of us walk different paths down the road. Some going to other schools, some double science, some triple science. I guess this means no more, yep, get that, no more fun times in 1D/2D..
Things that we'll never do again:
Big Bang! (Actually it stopped since Zhijie died after KM landed on him lol)
Lame games at the OC... (Hero Siege x.x )
Listening to Moses LIVE Concert.
Throwing scrunched up newspaper at Mingxiang. (Siswo sweep! haha)
Chanting wacky cheers together. (I got the MX Spirit....xD)
Pencilbox Flipping! o.o
Siswo's uber lame jokes (No more sitting with him ='( )
Quanhuan's UBER lame jokes
Drawing cactuses.. (and crayoning it!)
Painting classroom walls.. (Something I'll miss...)
Saying HELLO!
DENG~GIU Mrs Kang! (which other class does that HUH)
Taupoking Yushang lmao
Going LAN with 2D boys and watching Melvin and Zhijie fight their noob asses out xD And listening to Moses complain about radiation.
Ban Luk! (HAHA Anvea lost 5 bucks plus)
Fantastic 4 (cease to exist after tragic departure of KCY =/ )
Slapping Kiankok's tight pants? =O
Mingxiangology (ICON!!!)
2D language xD
FECK Alarms
Dengiu Choirs lol (Teckhuat always highest pitch)
BEATBOX! (MM CH MM CH MM CH)
Taking 158 loops together =)
KGDNPTP-ing Zenn when he pisses us off..
Many, many more...

Fun times never lasts. They're meant to stop one day, so that each and everyone can move on probably to greater heights, or better places. However, when these times perish, they leave behind a trace, something called memories. One fine day, when all of us find ourselves too old for 2D language, Kiankok no longer wearing tight pants so we cant slap his ass anymore, these memories would probably come rushing back, and give us a 会心的微笑 =)

Someone might find all these familiar =)

2006-08-31T04:39:00.000-07:00

RIP~
Quotation of something nice:

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end,be afraid that it will never begin.

How true. Cheers cs.

2006-08-27T06:37:00.000-07:00

I shall be nice and respond to the umpteenth requests for me to blog. That includes xx, cky, duabao and few others. Lol was planning to secretly abandon the blog already but guess I just can't shake it off. BAH.

Anyway there's not much to blog about, so don't expect a good post. Especially one with depth. Well I'm never much of an analytical person, so excuse my nonsensical posts yo.

Eh today Sunday right. Damn tomorrow Monday (see, proves that I'm so analytical right =D). Wah lao means Miss Yeo and Miss Seow coming back. Means I have to submit my nong nong time overdue journal! *gasps* Like wtf man, not to mention that my english journal is NOT EVEN DONE. Pray for me man.

Ah but I guess it's a blessing in disguise, since it means that old hag Meaty Tan's never gonna teach us again. Hurray. Her voice is so fucking fucked up, and though she's big boobed, it pisses me off and gets on my fucking nerve. ROAR feel like pouring kerosene on her and setting her on fire =D See how she scream in her fucked up voice.
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JUST KIDDING LA.

I shall talk about yesterday's mini OJ and AGM!. Ok for those acronym-retarded people, OJ means Obstacle Journey and AGM means Annual Grand Meeting. Anyway, it all took place in one frigging day.zzWtf can't they think? OJ's bound to make us hot and sweaty what, you want us to attend AGM sweaty and smelly meh.

Anyway the Ventures(JC scouts who suggested the mini-OJ, dammit.) passed down message for us to bring shampoo and towel to bathe after OJ.
Like wtf... You know we were given a generous 3 minutes to bathe and shower and change into full uniform after our OJ? 3 minutes for 50-odd people to bathe when there's only one functional shower tap. Marvellous thinking of ventures.

Anyway, to put everything in order, I shall start from the start of the day. I woke up in the morning (and I dunno who I am I'm sian. UH NO. sorry sorry influenced by mrbrown.) at like 6.30 specially to get ready for OJ lor. Cuz my dear PL junyang jihe us at 7 and specifically asked us not to be late mah, so I guai kia lor. Woke up early.

Budden in the end still late cuz I was looking for my life-saving notes on CPR for my patrol to look through. Wah lao in the end none of them bother, waste my effort. BUR. Made me tio pump 20 times leh ccb.

CPR im good lor. my cpr best in patrol hor, dont play play. To make it easier to remember CPR can be summed into 5 alphabets:
D- Danger; always check for danger that might be involved before attending to casualty. If not there'll be an additional casualty.
R- Response; check for response. If you don't, you might accidentally give compressions to a sleeping/drunk man.

No response call for help 995 before proceeding

A- Airway; clear the airway la. If you give rescue breaths den got fishball stuck there the fishball get forced into the throat even more you DIE. ok fine, CASUALTY die.
B- Breathing; check for breathing. Got breathing den check pulse. Eh actually don't need leh, got breathing sure got pulse what! If got breathing no pulse run away la he ghost.
C - Circulation; check for pulse. No pulse commence CPR yay. 15 compressions 2 rescue breaths for 4 cycles. Den check pulse again. Repeat until ambulance lai.

LALALA Im pro k. Erm anyway, in the middle of imparting CPR to my patrol we were called to ji he liao. Dammit. Briefing on OJ. Theme of the OJ was.... terrorism. WTF.

We have received information that a mysterious artefact, called the Armageddon, has been unearthed in Dunman High School. This artefact is fabled to possess incredible powers, and the Israelis have sent their elite task force to retrieve the artefact for the world's benefit. However, as luck would have it, the signal was interrupted by an unidentified terrorist group and they are now moving in to retrieve the artefact for world destruction.

They have engaged in a previous battle and in the fight, the artefact was broken up into 3 and scattered around the area. Each piece is now protected by a guardian known as the station master. Be wary, vicious traps and obstacles have been set to deter you from retrieving the pieces. Each of the forces have divided themselves into three groups to hasten the retrieval of the artefact.

So set off now, and decide the fate of the world. Will it be the Israelis who will get the artefact to save the world, or will it be the terrorists who will destroy the world? Fate is in your hands.

Tiger, Rayfish and Seahorse were the Israelis, the CT(counter-terror) forces while Owl Lion and Eagle became the terrorist. Our first station was Rui Yang and Cher Min's station at the OC. First opponent: Seahorse Patrol. To beat them, we had to get past a series of obstacles at the OC, then go to the middle of the field, commando crawl out of the tunnel formed with canteen benches and cross the electric fence with our equipment. They had to do the opposite. Meaning cross electric fence then tunnel then OC.

We chionged to OC and jihe-ed to OC. Objective was simple. The defense mechanism of the guardians have triggered and acid is now pouring out of the area. We were only allowed to touch the red area, and if we touched the green area on the obstacle course we will be acidified and become casualties.
Lol me and Zhengfeng crossed the monkey bar with ease but the rest of the patrol seem to be struggling, wth. In the end, Wei Cheng, Nicholas and Daren got liquidified and we were in charge of reviving them. Wei Cheng had a potruding bone on his left shin(what has that got to do with acid huh), Daren got acid burns and Nicholas was unconscious. Lol that meant CPR. What to do, my CPR so power so the CPR king me treated Nicholas lor. Yay Rui Yang said my CPR is excellent. =DD

But Ruiyang was a bloody sadist and made Nicholas the casualty... WTF he was at least 80 KG la!!! ... Next obstacle was fireman's ladder, then we had to transport the 80kg-Nicholas across fireman's ladder. Wth. With much difficulty we managed to cross it.

Then was the ropes. Sigh don't mentioned it, we nearly died sia. How on earth do you swing a casualty on stretcher across ropes? So Ruiyang showed his kinder side and gave us 30 seconds for 4 people to chiong to the wall with full equipment and casualty. Excellent, we did it. My sec 1s did not fail me.

However we could see Seahorse completing their station already, in the distance. They were already in the tunnel, while we were only halfway through. So we put on a burst of panicky speed.

Anyway the station was cleared(actually got more obstacles one but I lazy to write) and we proceeded to the tunnel, with Seahorse starting on the OC. Cher Min said that in the fight between the CT and terrorists the fragment of the artefact was thrown around and chips of it had broken off and had fallen into the tunnel. We were given one light stick and asked to crawl inside the tunnel and out of the other end. Along the way, if we found the 'chips' that possessed great powers, we could use it to make our next station easier. Lol.

Unfortunately we could not find any, as Seahorse must have sabo-ed us and hidden it in somewhere inaccessible. All we found were heaps of rubbish. Lol then after we got out, Chermin the nice guy said that he'll give us credit for finding so much rubbish, so the rubbish can be seen as a 'chip'. WHOO. We then chionged to the electric fence at the pull-up bars.

The pull-up bars were lined with millions strands of ruffia string and we were supposed to cross it in full equipment. And 4 casualties. Omfg. Luckily the gaps were big enough and we could crawl through. But I got zapped by the electric fence wtf. So I couldn't move liao lor. But Junyang used the 'chip's power to 'revive' me so I can help the patrol again. Wahaha in the end we got past the fence.

After that, we had to attend to the casualties earlier and carry them upstairs to the 'medic faculty' upstairs in the hall. Evan casualty was having severe bleeding on his thigh, so I applied direct heavy pressure on the wound and then tied a bloody tight bandage for him. Lol. Then had to transport him up the stairs, which had 'landmines' on it. Wah lao.

Eh but guess what, in the end we completed faster than Seahorse! Yay!

The rest of the OJ was frigging long la, too lazy to say, but we completed OJ with the placing:
1st- Rayfish (Israelis)
2nd- LION!!! WHOO (Terrorist)
3rd- Seahorse (Israelis)

Damn la end up got world peace, since only 1 terrorist team made it to top 3. Nvm at least the terrorist is MY PATROL =D

We were then given 15 minutes to clear up and bathe. Excellent hor? After Lion cleared up we approximately had 3 minutes left to shower. So in the end didn't shower, just changed into full uni and wet my hair then hairspray.

Wahaha since today was AGM they gave us BUFFET! Finally decent food in scouts. I ate to my fill (3 helpings) before going into toilet to shit while they clear up. hehehe, must slack abit ma.

Then went audi for AGM. Talked about loads, about plans of scouting and then scout leader went up to give his speech blah. Best patrol was Eagle...wtf. Nvm, next year, if I become PL, i'll lead my patrol to get best patrol!

Oh ya lots of prize presentation. I went up to get Bumble-bee badge and get my Assistant Quartet-master certificate. hehehe. I'm good la.

FYI, during prize presentations for scouts, whenever someone receive a prize, we would shout out his name and try to make him as nan kan as possible. When Jovi went up they were like 'Jovi SHUAI BU SHUAI? SHUAI! Wendy CHIO BU CHIO? CHIO! They PEI BU PEI? Bu pei.' LOL. Gay.

So when Xinzi my ex-PL went up I was leading 'Who is the best? XINZI! Who beat the rest? XINZI! Who got the fattest ass? XINZI!!' Lol then Mrs Janet Tan hear liao she dulan then ask me up the stage. -.- wtf. she made me do the shake-butt dance. WAH LAO.

Uh then after that video presentation asking Sec 4s to stay as Ventures and stuff. Then we chiong outta Audi to change into half-uniform and helped with the clearing-up. AGM officially ended.

Then um after AGM went to play LAN lor. Then xx was complaining I never reply her =P Sorry la... Bad day for her yesterday leh, poor girl.

2006-08-20T00:29:00.000-07:00

Interview of Mi2, the Asian Championship for WCG. Credits to Zi Le:

Team Mi2 - Some calls it mission impossible 2. A team that has 2 near impossible tasks during the Asian WCG, with consecutive wins against 3 TOP foreign teams and a match against the renowned team Zenith. Their illustrious teamwork has much stunned the crowd during the stage matches while clinging GOLD in front of their home crowd. In this interview, DotaSG purposed to find out more about them, and talk a little bit about the mind-boggling match against Team Zenith.
<> Hey guys! Thanks for doing this interview with DotaSG. Introduce yourselves and the heroes that you use.
<> Thanks DotaSG for interviewing us! I'm jb the Enigma, Rhasta / wierd hero user!
<> My nick's dot-dotrk I use Pugna, Queen of Pain, Viper, Lich and Silencer. ( any hero which solo lanes)
<> Hi. I'm SeductiOn / K-yLeng. i use heros like Medusa / Furion / Lich / Pugna or some crap heroes appointed to me -.-
<> Hi. I'm ShouRy`/mutton. I use heroes like Rogue Knight / Sand King / Vengeful Spirit
<> I'm Scotts from Mi2. I usually use L-wL in compy. I use mostly support-type heroes like Chen, Lich, Pugna and Visage.

<> Congratulations on winning the ASIAN WCG! How do you guys feel about winning such a huge tournament?
<> Well its a really an unexpected win. Especially with so many strong competitors in our brackets.
<> Thanks Kel. We feel happy for winning this competition and the matches were very tough as compared to the other competitions. We have learned a lot of strats and drafts and were quite shocked that we won. We didn't expect to get the title.
<> well I didn't expect to go so far. It's interesting to know the strats used by other countries.. I think all our opponents played well and its been a long time since I really enjoyed myself in a dota game.
<> Hmm .. well... Winning in WCG is juz like totally UNEXPECTED to me, especially with so many strong competitors in our brackets. Surprised? YA!! We nearly gave up during the game against Zenith though.

<> Yea.. the crowd was jaw dropped when that happened. Your team name is mi2 - assuming its "Mission Impossible 2", what you guys did was almost impossible, winning against team Zenith's unbreakable streak. How did you guys managed to do that?

It takes lots of team bonding, training sessions , brainstorming sessions and learning our mistakes after each defeat. I guess the most important is to never say die in a match.
<> We lost to zenith once in the CAPL ( Summer Season ) premier category. After realising that our strat wouldn't work on them , we decided to play with normal strats but with more teamwork, training at least 1 match per day has really helped us a lot.
<> Our team name is not Mission Impossible 2. The real meaning behind our team name is Mr. the i and 2 simply makes up a R. Its just a "creative" design done by our dear leader SeductiOn. As for the game with Zenith, we weren't even sure that we won. After the game, we were all excited and shocked. I think the main reason that we won is because of the teamwork we had never shown before.
<> *add-in* yea shoury was really excited
<> I think we managed to win Zenith is because of teamwork while learning from mistake from previous compys as well.
<> Yeah agreed ^^
<> The most important is the "trust" among all of us.
<> Yep. the most important key to winning is the trust u have in ur teammate. Do not be disheartened if ur teammates underperformed. Just play ur very best and and u can have a chance to do the impossible!

<> You guys played against 3 foreign teams, one from The Phillippines, Malaysia and the other from Thailand. Do you notice anything different in their playing styles? Any comments about them?
<> I think Thailand team have a very strong tactic in drafting
<> I cant believe Thailand actually won Wrath*. By the way, that helped us cleared a very hard opponent.
<> Their playing styles are very different from Singapore. It's hard to predict what they are going to do and we had to just play on and learn as we were playing.
<> Yea.. Agreed. Both Phillippines and Thailand had defeated so many SG teams to qualify into the semi finals and finals.
<> The Philippines team has almost the same draft as most Singaporean teams would. As for Thailand, their strange draft really caught my attention. It's by far the strangest yet strong combination of heroes that I've seen so far. For example : Skeleton King + Visage + LoA against other teams before the finals.
<> Yea.. their playing style is really very different from Singapore teams while is totally unpredictable. Team LZ had very unique hero drafts , item builds and amazing farming speed... as for team Flow , they were good too with their own strategies.
<> The Philippines like to crowd in threes to five to pressure the most important hero ( viper the solo laner ) they don't really back stab much. Team LZ ( Thailand ) are more interested in farming than hunting their opponent's hero. I noticed that they netural ( creep ) a lot , usually when their opponents disappear from lanes. They went to creep in the neutral creep spawn areas. As for the Malaysian team they tend to back stab heroes a lot, moving around the map frequently, they tend to feed on one hero for the whole game.
<> Oh ya... the Malaysian team nearly got us there during our top 16th match. They killed our solo player - dot-dotrk twice in a row giving him(viper) no experience points at all.
<> At level 1<> Do you guys have to add that on.
<> ROFLLLLLL
<> And yea I was aimed for the whole game - yet I manage to farm well in the game.
<> .... *silence*
<> Well I'm sure that's one very important point.

<> As a commentator that followed you guys through CAPL, WCG, I've seen that you guys had improved tremendously in TEAMWORK. How often do you guys practice as a team?
<> We play about 1-2 match per night and at least 1 lan training per week.
<> Yea.
<> Hmm... Thanks to the nagging and constant "pmsing" of each of our members , we arranged a match or two per day from 10pm onwards.. since jb and shoury joined the team.
<> We learnt from our mistakes each game and improve gradually.

<> I'm sure many of the DOTA teams would like to know how does your team function during game? Is there an in-game leader? Are there specific roles for some players?
<> yup.
<> I'm the commander,
<> I command those noobs well.
<> Well... most of us know what to do after our trainings so we don't really have an in-game commander.
<> Yup.. basically we divided our roles among 5 of us. 2 end gamers heroes and 3 supporters heroes.
<> As for in-game leader, we usually command when there's a need so there's no fix in-game leader.
<> Theres no team leader in the team anyway. There is trust between each other.
<> I'm basically the support killer for every game. And the team's second noisiest person. ( Noisiest is shoury )

<> Now that DOTA has already established itself as one of the hottest competitive games in Asia, do you guys see it growing into even bigger scale? Like WCG and CPL - do you think they should adopt DOTA as well?
<> Yes. Naturally Yes.

<> Why?
Seeing that Dota has been very well established in Asia, I seriously hope to see Dota grown in the well-known European countries for more exposure.
<> In fact CPL has added dota as one of its games and there are lots of competition going on in Asia, ( Malaysia, The Philippines, Thailand ) Europe as well as USA. I believe that by next year Dota will be established worldwide.
<> Yes!! I can see countries like USA are playing Dota as well and I believe there's more people playing than we know. Since everyone is actively playing this game why not represent our own country like in the WCG in a competitive manner and pit our skills against each other for the fun and experience?
<> Yes, I think they should really adopt dota as its obviously becoming one of the most played game in the world. All the teams should have a chance to play against each other, instead of just criticizing in forums about how badly a country plays.

<> So whats next for team Mi2? Now that you guys won Asian WCG, do you guys have any plans to source for sponsors or expand your team?
<> Currently we have no plans for expansion but we are sourcing for more sponsors right now
<> We're planning to join WGT.
<> Personally, I would really wan to play against the US teams in the CPL competition coming up. From they way they criticize us I would believe they must be really os. Yea we're looking for sponsors.

<> Alrighty then now lets open up some questions for everyone to ask. First up its slack-
<> Why shoury uses mutton as his nick when he hates to eat mutton?
<> Cuz pros use animals and somewhere along that line, like duckie, fly; so i feel that I should use mutton since I'm pro.
<> mayb he think he's cute xD.
<> Maybe his girlfriend calls him mutton.
<> n1 lol.
<> =)
<> Match vs Zenith. Did you guys do any preparation against them ?
<> Well after the match against Zenith during Capl. We just carried on our training session as usual... nothing special.
<> Not much actually, we just remind each other not to repeat our mistake, improve on our teamwork and to trust each other. That's all. Oh ya most importantly - getting our roles done.
<> JB, did u dye ur finch gold? Is that for the sake of being on tv / publicity?
<> I dyed my hair long ago -.-
<> Do u still go for dota training at HQ often like in the pass?<> Yea we have our lan trainings ( as mentioned in dotasg's interview ) at HQ weekly.
<> Is Mi2 a publicity stun created by john woo ? Did you drink Tom Yam soup the night before the duel with the Thai group to understand them better?
<> LMAO...
<> Nope its not a publicity stun created by john woo. Nope we didn't drink any Tom Yam soup... we only got a basic idea of whats their draft is which we decided to use our all time favorite furion against them.

<> Thanks Mi2 once again for the interview. Clan Mi2 is currently look for web/graphics designers too. Interested parties please come forth!

2006-08-13T04:36:00.000-07:00

Take abit of time to know yourself man. Cheers.

January;Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

February;Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March; Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

April;Suave and compromising (THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME MAN! lol.) . Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

May;Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

June;You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!

July;Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

August;Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. ?Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. ?Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

September;Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

October;Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

November;Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

December;This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible. Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.

2006-08-12T21:45:00.000-07:00

Cruising around the net and found a very old quiz. Lol.

85? I wish.

2006-08-12T04:02:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Mr Kimjio Zhikai called me and asked me to play LAN today. Hmm it's been long since I last played LAN(4 days actually) so I hastily agreed. Lol but the smart me suggested going to watch WCG after that. OMFG heng I thought of it. If I missed WCG I'd have lived in vain man.

Anyway, woke up early in the morning at 10.a.m. Fuck 158, waited for 20 minutes still no shit come. And then guess what? 3 buses come in a row. FUCKING NABEI CHEEBYE LA U FUCKING CHEEBYES CAN DONT STICK TOGETHER ANOT MADE ME WAIT SO FUCKING LONG THEN 3 BUSES COME GAM LAN? ok nvm. Just pissed at the fucking 158s.

Anyway after reaching Katong Shopping Centre I was greeted by Banana Boy who apparently was walking about aimlessly like a moron. Dumb fucker, couldnt he go inside the LAN shop and play while waiting for us? lol.

Called Zile and Jordan and realized that Jordan decided to pangseh us. CCB. Motherfucker you la JFYL(his game name). Fortunately Zile not a fucker like Jordan and he would be reaching soon. So the two of us went inside, and played with two strangers we saw inside the LAN shop.

Dammit la, Zhikai so fking noob! Start of the game I drew first blood from the Pudge and was pawning like fuck. And then Kimjio Boy, who was using Tormented, had to go in there and feed those fuckers. WTF. Not to mention that throughout the whole fucking game he only used pulse nova like, thrice?

CCB. Fucking feeder. Lol soon after Zile came and hence we ended the game and played on Bnet with Jordan. Fuck and he left the game halfway. All prospects of an asshole. JFYL. Lol.

After that the 3 of us became sian of DotA so we paid up and left for Suntec. We had to decide how to get there and Zile was like 'take 250, take 250!' But I was certain that there was no bus 250 here since I come here twice a week so I said if there was 250 i'll chop my dick off. Lol. Then that lame shit pointed to a taxi and said 'Neh, 250! Ah chop ur dick now!' Wtf. (For those who didn't get it, taxis are called 250 because the starting meter is always $2.50)

Reached Suntec Convention Hall soon after and saw hordes of people crowding around the play area. Lucky I was smart and was able to secure a place right beside the big playing screen. OMFG let me tell you; the team that we watched, 'Zenith', is the only thing that makes me proud of Singapore. Lol they easily owned the Phillipines team, '129 JB'. The way they play, nearly made me wet myself in excitement. Really, really cool. And for those who know me well, I don't usually say people are good.

Soon after Zhikai went off saying he had to rush or something, so Zile and I went to Macs for some drinks. We had a heart to heart chat on the girls each of us like. Sigh, it seems Cupid's hard on both of us. Haiya nvm LA.

Anyway tomorrow I think I'm going to watch the finals tomorrow. Coolness man!

2006-08-11T06:42:00.000-07:00

Great, now everyone here and there is asking me about my blog. Yea, I have a blog, and I rant at it every now and then, big fuck? It's pretty irritating leh, asking me if I got a blog or the shit. If you see my name, then it's mine LAH!

Bur bur bur.

Ok nvm. That wasn't directed at anybody. I hope. You know what? ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!! 2 weeks passed and my blog still exists! Guess a part of me has a thing for blogging eh?

Anyway, today. Start of the day xx made me shit in my pants again by telling me all the things that I forget to bring, e.g: Money for class photos, money for yearbook, survey form, this and that. BAH. I sompah, monday I everything bring. If not my name's John.

Oh yes not to mention that Miss Seow and Miss Yeo (the one Shane said smell very nice one) are going off to China on Sunday and I feel pretty tempted to go see them off at the airport [cuz I wanna see how ugly Miss Seow's bf is. lol (jkjk)]. Haha but can't la, Sunday is my family day and DotA day. =D

Today's lessons can be summed up into 4 alphabets. O K O K la. But it's historical moment for xx cuz she made a vow to heaven and dunno wad devil and I think she's gonna have to break it. Cuz I still want my 10 bucks(secret secret, proceed and dont ask so much shit).

Oh yes I finally did my ACC(thanks to siswo and xx lol) but WYC kpkb again cuz font size too small. Too bad, get a pair of reading glasses like my mum (she has 3 pairs actually) la!

Haha after recess it was DnT! Whoo I completed my ruddy toy. If you would call it a toy. It's actually a block of wood with 3 shaped holes cut into it. A toy basically for retards. No. Make that dim-witted retards. Hey I'm the first to complete wor. Because I didnt bother with the hassle of sandpapering my piece and buff and crap, unlike KK. That moron's workpiece is so friggin smooth that you would mistake it for glass if you run your fingers through it.

But anyway, the ultimate reward I got was the many sheets of sandpaper I took from DnT workshop. Cool man. Now my 小队箱 would be plentiful and my weaponries de-rusted forever. kekeke.

Hence with like 8 sheets of sandpaper sandwiched in my file I happily attended Music which, for me, was spent looking at that brokeback man. Didn't bother to listen cuz I suck at musical shits and the only instrument I play is recorder. So trusty zenn solo everything. Cheers.

English; ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. going to get 5/10 for journal cuz never hand in today and Miss Yeo going overseas le! Fuck man. Miss Yeo stinks (no offense meant, Shane). Lol.

After school Zhijie was showing off his new phone which was damn kewl la. Sian someone help me decide on a phone leh! 6610i will not do! The only games I got is Space Impact III, Bounce and Chess! OMGWTF.

Oh ya before going for scouts dunno what I did but xx got into one of her violent moments and left another 'Mark Of The XX' on my bloody wrist. Ow.

Anyway, scouts was 风平浪静. Unexpected, judging from the fact that I pon shi tuan(only tio 10 pumpings! WHOO). And stockcheck I could slack cuz got Zhengfeng my A-QM so just do the recording kekeke. Ah but fuck have to compile everything into QM report. zzzz. nvm, since I'm sure a nice QM I shall resist the temptation of throwing everything to Zhengfeng to do. lol.

Lol TMR'S WCG! And this year they added in DotA as a competition item. Omg sorely tempted to join but I know my limits. Sian. Must brush up on DotA skills. Hmm. Maybe I'll go watch tmr.

2006-08-10T04:47:00.000-07:00

Going to post something I read from Ching Siang's blog, a scout senior I respect to a certain degree. He quoted it from Yong Chiang, another senior I respect. HAH. Anyway-
~
The reason that I like scout camping is because even though its seriously tiring, exhausting ( 3 nights 9 hours of sleep) and during the camp, I would think "I wish it was over"...And after the camp, I will find that its fun and meaningful, I dun remember the tiring as hell, instead, its something that leaves me with a nice feeling...
Had this random thought...

Pumping - Not siva type, where he goes "u owe the class 10 etc etc..." pointless

Its those scout / guide type where you have to wait for every member, make sure it's done together...IT shows a lot of stuff...

1. We move together, we stick together. When needed, we help one another.
2. We move as fast as the slowest member.
3. Encouragement is given from the heart.

So I remember at PLTC, I had to give the "down" timing for the 40 (turned out to be 23) we owed Jie Xiang...At 8 there was a long pause...Prolly people wonder why...I was waiting for Derrick, who was having some trouble with his shirt...If we were to go on, he do what?

Ok moving on to another thought I had while blog hopping...

If every LOL and (: comes from the heart, the world will be a very happy place.

(If every -.- comes from the heart, I will be a very lame person)

By the way, this is a rabbit
(\__/)
(O. o)
(> < ) Another variation (\_/) (- . -) (> <)Cute right?

Disclamer: Apart from the rabbit, and (if every -.-......), the rest can be regarded as crap.

~

That was his post. Meaningful. Exactly what I wanted to say. Once a Scout, always a Scout. Scouts rules .

2006-08-09T00:30:00.000-07:00

HELLO~ (mimics jordan's moronic way of saying)

Ok man this is a way of greeting that is now a growing trend among members of 2D and I'm sure it'll be listed in our imaginery 'book of trite quotes' soon enough, which includes many lame ones like 'DENGGIU!' and 'ECKSOLLENT'. Kudos to jordan lol.

This 'HELLO' really is effective at laming people out. Take for example yesterday after National Day celebrations on my LAN outing, where we played DotA at Grandlink, 2v2 with me and Zile vs-ing Siyuan and my primary school friend Mingjun. Lol, was using Mortred and at the start of the game wasn't doing very well. On one particular battle I got chased by either Siyuan or Mingjun and I was already at red health.

Me: (suddenly) HELLO!
Siyuan or Mingjun: *gets a shock and fumbles the mouse*
Me: (escapes smoothly) YAY WAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol damn jian. After which I proceeded to farm and gain exp, hence ended the game with a beyond godlike spree yay.

Hence now whenever on LAN outings I'll never go with Jordan, in case he decides to 'HELLO' me when I chasing him. Lol.

shit la i'm not supposed to blog about this cuz i'm supposed to go shi tuan yesterday but i pon it for LAN. so damn guilty now. eh damn, any scouts reading this now pls mercy on me hor. sigh sure get pumped till laosai by junyang also.

Anyway yesterday's National Day celebrations suck cock. Only thing interesting was 2F's mascot man. Peace between the blacks and whites on the shoes, indeed! LMAO. If only my impromtu was as good as theirs man. I'm starting to think EDS people are kinda cool.

Eh oh ya before leaving school saw Guorui so Zi Le suggested arm wrestling with him. Siao see his muscles I faint liao. But I agreed lo. Guess the results.

Nabei I lost. Lol. One of my two losses so far, excluding the draw with Jordan a year ago. I shall build up my strength from now on. Be sure to remind me hor people.

And as for today, all I can blog about is about the many people camping near my condominium solely to watch the bloody fireworks later. WTF man SO STUPID! WATCH ON TV LA! These people specially set up camp on the field not far from my condominium solely for the 5 minutes of fancy fireworks? And note this: They came at 3 O'CLOCK! wtf man, the fireworks at 9? Talk about no-brainers. Most of them are alone. That's what I'm peng-ing at. If you watch with your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend, it makes sense, for it is indeed romantic. But alone? Sigh dumb cunts.

And zenn now is asking me to solo the Geog report assigned to all of us by Ken Leong. Great. I search for notes, do a nice report, put beautiful pictures while he do the 'all-important' editing? Fuck off bitch.

2006-08-07T05:34:00.000-07:00

Nice skin. Kudos to xx again. But I don't hate my life. just frustrated with it sometimes you know. These times are called mood swings.

Anyway was planning to abandon this blog already but since xx so nice must appreciate her efforts mah. So I relinquished my maths file for a moment and came here to post.

Anyway it's National Day celebrations tmr so it's a chance for us to take a breather I guess. Not everyone has a chance to rest on our nation's birthday, take for example Mr Fong, my idol. I was like 'what a miserable life you got' when he claims he still had tuition with people on National Day itself, so he launched a full-fledged lecture on the mental perspectives about how things work the way we thought them to be. Can't recall what he said la but it's food for thought anyway.

After which, he asked me the motive of my ambition to be a doctor. Obviously I replied the most conventional reply, and that was 'to cure people LAH'. So he showed me one of his divine sultras titled '黄帝内经(huang di nei jing)' which said something like:
上级医生治国 (shang ji yi sheng zhi guo)
中级医生治民 (zhong ji yi sheng zhi ming)
下级医生治病 (xia ji yi sheng zhi bing)
Brief translation: The best doctors treat the country; the okay ones treat the people while the lousy ones deal with illnesses.
From what I perceived the first category probably mean presidents or something, which the second one means bio-researchers who find a cure and cure people globally while the last one is the general practitioners who deal with illnesses. BAH. Already so hard to be a 下级 doctor le. Maybe I should get up?

NO FREAKING WAY.

Anyway, TODAY:

Morning: Nearly had a heart attack when I saw everyone clutching their chinese textbooks and revising for ting xie. I think I shat myself. WTF MAN FORGOT TOTALLY ABOUT IT!!! AHHH!!! (fortunately the whole class was saved by hoyee during recess time lol.)

Oh ya nearly forgot to mention I risked xx daoing me the whole day again cuz I said she was piggier than me. (EH TRUE LOR. she sleep like, so long one?) Lol really must tread carefully around her next time.

Was trying to chiong my maths file while revising my ting xie but it was virtually impossible with Siswo the nutter sitting beside you cuz he'll either:
1) hum and hum and hum and hum and hum and hum
2) or lecture me about not doing my work and not paying attention
3) or tell me some lame joke that stun me for 20 seconds

Lol. So in the end all 3 was not done at all.

Recess: Was about to go out of the class when suddenly hoyee the nitwit LIGHTBULBED. she pointed to the whiteboard where there was a list of tests that we are having these two weeks and said 'EH i think change the ting xie date! tan kian boon so dumb sure forget one. then we can tell him that he changed the day of tingxie from today to the one on the board' OMG SO JIAn but SO NICE! wahahaha so xx pick up the marker and did the necessary ammendments. yay. now I can get tingxie outta my mind.
(Lol yanling did something to jordan ahahahaha. mustn't say what. want to know get my buddy here we re-enact for you. lol.)

After recess: Aiya boring stuff come with boring teachers. First was tan kian boon la. To think he bought the 'changing of dates' thing. What a be-qi.
Then was salty rice teaching about cubism impressionism wenxinism and dunno what. At least that's what I thought she was teaching about, cuz the whole lesson all I did was to attempt to pluck Chiu Yee's mass of forearm hair LOL.
Assembly was some stupid shit science which was a ruddy waste of my precious time. Had 7/8 a mind to stay in class to do my maths filing but in the end still let the 1/8 of my mind decide. Sian. All the science questions chicken feet la.

After school tuition with Mr Fong lo. Used to time to do my filing while listening to his many lectures. =D He rocks man.

Reach home ah straight away plop on de bed. Might have felt a couple of vibrations but aiya no can wake me up man. (Fuck english test can't go back KHS liao. Sry wx.)

Oh while washing the drool from my face (ahaha yes i know YUCKS) my skin was like, peeling off? OMFG freak me out big time. Then I realized oh ya sunburn is lidat one. haha chey.

So I conclude this very nong nong post by thanking xx once again. haha she now says 'eh i find very long one leh! thank me again'. okok THANK YOU LA!

2006-08-04T05:50:00.000-07:00

Thanks xx for the skin. Eh really i mean it. at least she bothers to do right not like HOYEE. -.- I'll try to fix this thing. If not change it. Uh yes it's kind of nice you know, black and all. REALLY LA

Bad hair day with crabs

2006-08-03T03:22:00.000-07:00

Yes, had a ruddy bad hair day! WTF MAN! All because this guy here:

RAN OUT! OMFG!!! In the end after much fright I bo bian have to make do with:

Nabei. So the whole day my hair was like:

EXACTLY! LIKE SHIT! CHAOCHEEBYE LA! If there's anything I can't stand it's bad hair for the whole day. Grr.

Hehe realized I'm blogging with pictures. Maybe because I'm very very bored. Lol or maybe because I'm trying to run away from studying this:

Damn fuck, almost forgot to grumble about this shit. FYI, some sneaky son of a bitch without an asshole stole my History textbook from under my table and now I had to go all the way to Tampines Mall to get a new textbook. Well, actually not me who went to get. My dear sweet mum got it for me. =)

School today was pretty ok. All the relatively slack subject apart from Lit. Which is a good thing. Plus xx finally relents and start talking to me lol as she was having a 'bad mood' yesterday. Now we all bloody(literally) know why right? *wink*

And I'll bet you my house that tomorrow will be a fucked up day cuz there're two tests and I'm supposed to hand in Maths file tmr. And I haven't started a shit on it. GG.

Anyway, on a side note, happier things. Don't know the reason why but my mum was in an especially good mood today. So she happily announced to me on the car that she bought two ruddy fat crabs for dinner today. Ooo. Why suddenly so nice ah? I'm suspecting an adultery. HAHA no lah, my mum's just this nice . =)

Oh and crab-killing is really very very shitty to watch. My mum had decided to wait till I got home from tuition before she commited the crab genocide for exhibition to me. A learning journey, she claims.

Ingredients for Ritual:
2 fucking fat crabs weighing 1 kilo each. ($32)
2 chopsticks
Newspaper to protect the floor from crab pee
A pestle to hammer in the chopstick
A cleaver to decapicitate the pincers and limbs

1) My mum bodily lifted up one of the two 1-kilo-heavy crabs and flipped the still violently struggling crab onto its shell(I tried singing to it to calm it down, until my mum hacked me with the chopper for me to shut up).

2) She then took one of the chopsticks and aimed the tip at the middle of the crab's gill chambers. Then, with the pestle in the other hand, she hammered in the chopstick while crab pee gushed out from the groaning crab. 'Neh, lidat lor, So easy." Mrs Neo said morbidly. Then, turning to the other crab, she left the first one to die. Like this:

Meanwhile, the other crab, covered in the first one's pee:

I swore it was going 'HELP HELP! AH~AH~AH!!!' So using the same method my mum impaled it with her magic chopstick(crab pee again.). Imagine your own bladder being torn open by a gigantic wooden pole. Ouch

So the two crabs were chopped up and cooked in chilli seasoning. Pity they didn't buy insurance if not sure make damn lots of money. You see ah, loss of limbs, severe burns, blindness, outrage of crab rights, suffocation and so many more.

Anyway:

Dinner time.

A day of daos

2006-08-02T04:02:00.000-07:00

I just read my previous ramblings about my depression and realized it's quite incoherent. Fuck care. Felt much better after typing it all out anyway.

And btw I think this lion skin sucks. But I can't change it leh cuz I'm not html savvy and Im afraid will cock up the whole shit and I'll have to DELETE my blog AGAIN.

Oh today was a fucking funny day causefirst thing first in the morning I heard that jordan was getting braces! zOMFGwtflmao man! HIM? BRACES? WAHAHAHAHAHAH good joke man... ah but xx was very envious la cuz she also want braces but can only get it at the end of year lol.

Speaking of which, xx dao-ed me for the whole day cuz of some weird apparent reasons la. Oh ya. Cuz I mentioned about my ideal birthday present but don't know why after talking about it I suddenly don't feel like telling her what my ideal bdae present is. lol. so she went 'orh dont tell me i don't talk to you' and lo and behold, the whole day went xx-less. haha. not the first time anyway.

Anyway, cheerier things. I realized once again that drowning sad thoughts in insanity works wonder. No doubt my nutty self who 'pray goddess' (lol it's a class joke, people) was very much missed the past days. But not by elizabeth who sits in front of me and have to suffer the wrath of my itchy hands kekekeke.

Hmm a summary of my day:
English was pretty tense cuz I didn't do my effing summary so simply kept my mouth shut and stayed low in case Miss Yeo decides to check on my compre. Heng ah laosai! Didn't detect me. =D

Then was... Ken Leong in Geog. He utilized Google Earth once again to aid in his teaching. And we were chanting throughout 'WE WANT TO SEE SHU'S HOUSE! SHU'S HOUSE!' cuz yes, Shu's his babe. Lol.

Ah recess, bit of torturing my scouts sec 1s, den was music. Crap all of us were surfing internet without the loser teachers knowing. There's this moron who didnt log out of his/her neopets account on the terminal I was using during Music, so I had tremendous joy relieving this person of his/her NPs and items. Not that I need them, tho. oh and xx was posting on her terminal then it was very dumb, I was trying to talk to her via chiuyee and then chiuyee was relaying her message back. I think. Translator in making, lol.

uh nothing interesting after that, apart from mrs kang's lesson. damn funny. forgot what we said, but she couldnt resist a smile. So i was like 'AH MRS KANG AM CHIO HAR! LESSON TIME SMILE WHAT SMILE??' and then she couldnt stop smiling after that. hahahaha soooo damn cute man mrs kang.

anyway thats about it all. oh ya and my dota match with kokwei. dammit man. started the match and like 1.49 into the game and we still didnt choose. so kw took the initiative and chose a Viper. I was like LOL SO EASY COUNTER!!!! then as fate would have it when i was going to choose my counter hero suddenly lag seizure. den my mouse stumble and click on wrong hero! WTF LA OMFG!! I TIO NIGHT STALKER! ccb he range i melee. somemore his ranged SO IMBA. aiya but end up score was 4-4 each, and i was getting imba with each kill. so he left game wanting a rematch lo. that bastard.

oh which fucker stole my history txtbk still cant find it. dam la friday history test lo. GG.

2006-08-01T06:20:00.000-07:00

Even Maple also patch... What makes you think they won't patch again?
-Quote of the day by Zi Le, commenting on the relationship between the girl he love most and the guy he hate most.

It's pissing me off, their relationship. It's blowing hot and cold, breaking up one day and becoming lovers on the other. If their feelings are genuine, why hurt themselves with pointless breakups? Is it a game? Is it so enticing to hear your partner say 'Let's break up.'? True love doesn't exist nowadays.

Anyway, I've decided to 'see open' le. Thus heeding the advice of xuan(lol) I will revert back to my mask of madness, thus covering over the previously naked carapace of my true personality. TMR I SIAO LIAO!

Life sucks. Period

2006-07-31T02:12:00.000-07:00

As you can see from the title, today's post definitely isn't going to be the most optimistic one. In fact, deriving from the title, what I'm thinking now is that life sucks. And it's pretty pointless to read this post anyway, since it's about the most fucked up part of my life.

How so? Many of you out there, especially those whom Lady Luck is beaming upon this month, seem not to notice anything wrong. To you, the weather is fine, birds are chirping, dolphins are dancing in the waters and everything is, so, perfect. However, many things in this world are simply based on perspectives. If you're feeling high, whatever you see/do will seem so perfect, so marvellous. If your feelings are all-time low, well, you feel that you're slightly less successful than a piece of shit.

What's the exact definition of success in life? By the 3 categories in life: work, social, and romance. Excel in all three and you're proclaimed a high-flier. No, high high high flier. Today I'm proud to say that I'm currently shitty in all three. Hence my statement that life sucks is hereby justified.

Now work, what's shitty? Well, its no bi secret among my classmates that I'm going to flunk the quadratic graph test. Why sulk though, you say, failure is the mother of success after all.. Well, I have the honour once again to say it in your face with a resounding 'NO'. Our school's examination system, unfortunately, is based on average of all the tests. Flunk one, and you can blast off to the abyss of low results. All I can do now is to hope futilety for a retest.

Now, the second shitty part of life: social life. Yes, you may say I appear to have lots of friends, as I'm optimistic and all that sorta crap. How many of these 'friends' actually understand my true personality? How many are aware of the mask that I wear in the day and take out at night, the mask of feigned cheeriness? And how many can understand the void inside me?

The final and the most hurting thorn in the heart: romance. Those close to me should know what has happened recently. Life is so full of uncertainty. Today, you could be showing empathy to a starving beggar kid, and the next, you could be stricken by an illness that will torture you for the rest of your life. Why hit me with another blow? I can wait with you. I really can. How long before acceptance will be made to me again? How long will it be, before I finally crack from the strain of waiting? And how long, before I lose my affections for another girl I already am starting to fall for?
I really really hope you can recover fast enough.

It may be nothing compared to what other less fortunate people may feel. Hence this's just a way of ranting it all out. I'm really having a shitty day. Fuck the maths test. As I've said to Louise, if I was a tad more pessimistic, I'll be beyond lethargic. Might turn suicidal. Sigh.

Nah just kidding. It's probably the rockbottom part of my teenagehood. Forget it. Life just sucks. Period.

P.S: Those who feels that I'm just being exaggeratedly melodramatic, shit you, get a life, and go hump the tree in your backyard. I'm having a fucking bad day so piss off before I settle it the physical way.

Summary of the damned day

2006-07-28T07:05:00.000-07:00

Ok firstly, it's pretty obvious that no one's reading this shit known as blog. However, I'm still debating whether to delete my blog anot cuz can train up my reflection skills so ruddy projects like portfolios will be no kick.

First thing first i wanna say: FUCK LIMBEI LOST MY FUCKING WATCH CHAOCHEEBYE!!! AHHH! must be in dnt room. it's rather importance to me know? not the materialistic way, but rather in a spiritual way. don't get me wrong, i'm definitely not evolving into persistant believers of religions like siswo or yuchao. but rather spiritual in the fact that it's my lucky watch. call it a child fantasy if you like, but it's pretty beneficial to put your faith in something else other than you. try it. it works

it's scientifically proven that humans think better when they are dependant on something/someone, as we tend to lose certain degrees of self confidence when we depend entirely on ourselves (stress). for me, i pictured the watch as a magical object that sucks up all the bad things that's happened to me when i'm not wearing it, and converts them to luck that will envelope me when i wear it. highly fictional yes, but effective. for example, whenever i'm nervous, i simply feel for the bulge in my pockets and strap the watch on my wrist. then, with the quiet reassurance from the watch i would perform better in whatever im doing.

so, losing it is shit. ill probably go dnt room on monday to hunt for it. im not losing my source of luck like that! anyway, here's a sum up of the day:

went to school today with an air of silent arrogance, having thrashed zenn totally at dota yesterday. told you i won't hold back! muahaha. first period was interaction, which was used for construction of portfolio again. bullocks. its simply a time to chat with the behind two girls (louise and xx) lol. if you think im flirtatious then get off the frigging blog and play hide with ur ahgong.

after that maths. was praying and praying that we wouldnt have time to go thru the cubes and pyramids that we were supposed to make but i did not. eureka! as hoped, the bell rang right after miss seow decided to start on the cubes.(wondered if i already lost my watch then?. it was followed closely by ACC, in which wangyc started the lesson by bitching at me yuting and cally for not doing her jianbaos and shit, and setting up an additional of 2 more jianbaos. too bad, sucker, im not gonna do a shit so kiss my ass.

den recess. had an un-teary farewell miniparty for the china geezers who call me siao da bor and commented on my hair. oh well in their nation they probably feel alright to be straightforward. went up to class after my beloved egg sandwish. only to run down to buy onion rings for the poor xiaojies who're so indulged in their dnt work that they neglect recess. oh well. good form of stamina training i guess.

lets not talk abt the loser wood project that i made in dnt. thereafter was english, also known as uproar time. picture a room full of flying ammunition, hitting bystanders of all sorts and filled with war cries. yep, thats 2D in English period when miss yeo is absent. haha. xiaoxuan was commenting to me how one of her boobs were hit by the flying paper pieces propelled by rubber bands. all thanks to jordan lol. and that she'll get a free ticket to italy cuz next time when she grow up,the growth of one left boob will be stunted, so will be left with only 'yi da li'..lol.

is it worth it if you had to suffer physical pain just because the other party you like thinks it's fun? uh nvm. just something random i thought abt. to nobody in particular.

after school realized that the seniors passed a wrong message and there was NO scouts for today. hence i went around searching for people to go LAN with me. dam end up only me chaojie and ranger could go as siyuan couldnt find me and went home. so tried to get km. unfortunately he was on the run from his squadmates for trying to pon his POP prep. lol heard in the end he escaped successfully.

what a day. then reached home only to fall asleep on the bed. den xx's sms woke me up. 9 o clock liao she havent reached home. so poor thing right. must count my blessings =)

talk about insanity of girls

2006-07-27T02:22:00.000-07:00

What a day. Muahaha i'm probably like the earliest to reach home among xiaoxuan, hoyee and chiuyee. power right.

Yes, you guessed it. We were doing history project just now in the class with a battered laptop from the library. Well, not exactly we. Chiuyee solo-ed much of the 4 questions, so there's gonna be traces of shit lingering on the history project. (those who don't understand get lost and get a life =D)

Apparently while looking at my blog just now they claimed that i was using too much bombastic words and people will get sick of reading it. and i need to inject dumb things to make people interested. which explains the previous post... ffs.

Alright lets talk about my day shan't I. First ever personal post in history of chronicles of weihong =D started the day with the usual and routine 5-more-minutes-la-i-still-sleeping bargain with mum. and the shit which includes setting off to school at 7.13am. reached the school when keatyin was locking up classrooms. yes keatyin with a pony tail, all dyed and nice looking. how could i resist such a temptation? pull lor. wahaha.

assembly shit i shall not talk about.. thereafter reached the class with zenn still harping on his much self proclaimed triumph over me. my ass. *makes mental note to pawn his pathetic ass every single dota match.* if i get over my disgust and decide to play with him, that is.

ah then much of the day was monotonous. thats school life for you.

oh something weird did happened during chinese lessons. as you all might noe, TKB the droopy-nippled loser teacher never notices that we change places, so jordan changed his place to sit behind xiaoxuan. *grins* they did usual stuff la, includes jordan poking xx and xx acting like she doesn't like it.. unfortunately for jordan, xx was having one of her bipolar fits and was very lethargic. so the next time i turned around...

*XX sprawling her arms on the table, resting. jordan tries to act bored and starts shooting paper pieces childishly.*
me: *whisper to louise* eh how come she suddenly so tired? a moment ago i swear she was having fun with jordan leh
louise: dunno, she hit by a wave of fatigue what.

just then from a corner of my right eye i caught a glimpse of xx tearing. NOT tearing as in tear books, tear paper. as in, TEARING, TEAR-ING. tears from eyes.

me: *makes out sound passage to louise with maths txtbk* oi she's crying leh! wtf did jordan do???
louise: aiya dunno la, sometimes we girls just feel like crying.

me: *pat pat* don't cry leh...
xx: i never... *turns head away and wipes tears* where got lor.

henceforth, xx refuses to tell me the reason and i'll have to live with that for the rest of my life.
.....wtf. someone give me an instruction manual on understanding girls pls.

ok anyway, whatever it is, xx isn't crying now and that's what matters isn't it. im very scared of girls crying one..

after the torturous 3X chinese lessons chionged down to open Front Store before i get any nipplelize... lol. did most of the management stuff and ordering sec 1s around before going frontier to help. big mistake. NEVER LEAVE FRONT STORE UNATTENDED. hence, when ching siang came was pumped like, hundred times? lol. siyuan and benjamin also kena cuz they stupid go play bball.

anyway, after pushups i had enough of scouts work so i threw all voluntary work aside and went upstairs to do 'group' work. which was actually blogging, smelling of pantene shampoos, raiding of people's wallet, examination of hair, hiding of ugly people's photos, falling off chairs and the shit. LOL. that's my day. now im off for some serious dota-ing.

time for moronicaism

2006-07-27T01:07:00.000-07:00

HELLO.
Guess what. People here are too simplistic to use big words or so what xiaoxuan says, so i'm going to render my blog to their mercy.

for reference, read xx's blog.

xiaoxuan: i love my dog.
hoyee: weihong just had sex with the air, fyi.
chiuyee: still doing history

hoyee: weihong's being a moron here. he keeps dancing with a chair because he is too deprived. :D you see he even had sex with the air -.- so despo right.

xiaoxuan: wah!!!!! weihong trying to kill mi with his wallet and his coupdegrace...

chiuyee: (doing history) o.O huh?

weihong: SHA LA LA LA LA.

hoyee: i love my dog. eh btw jordan stopped blowing di zi already. and siva just possessed weihong -.-

weihong: (aka siva) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? X 100

just post here first, later continue

Push-pull factors

2006-07-26T05:39:00.000-07:00

Yes, yes, push-pull factors remind you of the CME lessons on why labourers immigrated to Singapore to work and that kind of shit, but let's put that aside for a moment. The purpose of the creation of this blog is actually to clarify to people, with the inclusion of myself, the reasons of making a blog despite several disastrous attempts before.
Push factor. As people out here may not know, but a certain young lady called Xiaoxuan had an urge to create a blog. And hence she did, but not before dragging this innocent, handsome and adorable young man into this blogging business. Yup this young man obviously is me la. I knew better than mess with someone with bipolar disorder*. Apparently this lady has her reasons to want me to create a blog but I presume it's because she don't wanna feel extra for creating a blog only now. Lol.
That was not the main reason, however. I've actually been wanting to make a blog for quite some time. Many a times, mostly after enjoyable events, this voice in my head goes 'wow, I should invent something that can record something as fulfilling as that', without realizing that a blog is actually the simple solution. However, there was a catch. The catch was that I was a HTML moron, and nobody IT-savvy was available to me besides instructions from Bloggermain, which unfortunately I find a pain in the ass to read. Looking at lengthy HTML manuals and stuff makes me nauseous. And besides, blogskin-hunting isn't enjoyable for someone as temperamental as limbei. So after much thought, I decided to create a blog, but settle myself with simplistic default skins, occasionally hunting for a blogskin so as long as I don't feel like a good game of DotA.
Another reason was to keep up with the growing trend, and break affixed mindsets.. Just look at any secondary school and you will observe that at least a quarter of the school possess a form of online diary. And 80% of them are owned by girls. Gradually, this stereotype sets in that guys are dull and, in layman's term, 'all same pattern one, only know how to pah computer games'. All don't have life except soccer, basketball, computer games and girls. All dunno how to express emotions and only like to save face. Wrong wrong wrong. And wrong. The biggest misconception. We male beings just simply do not like hanging our emotions on our faces, and let it be as accessible to everyone.We male beings keep things in our hearts, so people who care will not worry about us. Such are sad facts about us misunderstood male beings.
Indeed, guys displays unique behaviors that may baffle the other gender. We do not cry when we watch a particularly touching show, but silently fight back tears of sympathy with the female lead. We grit our teeth and continue on, despite constant pressure from studies and co-curriculum activities, unlike females who might break down and cry. Why is this so? The reason is traced back to our ancestors. From early times, the dominant male is always the one physically stronger, and take pride in proclaiming that they're emotionally more stable as well. Hence, they start to deem that crying, which women and babies do more of, is a sign of weakness. From young, we were told by our fathers not to cry as we are 'nan zi han da zhang fu'. Hence, this abstinance from crying eventually leads to the inability to express our real emotions when we guys really want to.
However, this controversial issue on gender behaviors is very subjective, there're really too many ways in which how we can explain the gaping differences between males and females. Mine is simply one of them and I'm too lazy to run a search on Google to look for more theories to explain.
Anyway, the point is I'm trying to say is that I'll prove that guys actually do have emotions other than anger and happiness. Tune in to more of my ruddy blog, and you shall see. I hope.

*A disorder in which the patient experiences severe mood swings, from mania to depression.

The might chronicles of equally mighty me...

2006-07-26T05:20:00.000-07:00

Henceforth today the chronicles of Neo Wei Hong awakes. Bah, what a severe overstatement. Nobody even knows about this blog yet. Now lets stand back and think about it and see if that's good, or bad. Well. Good actually. No one to scoff at un-animated and un-flashy skins, which is so much a trend in most of the blogs I patronise. However, this means no one to appreciate my detailed thoughts and emotions written in black and white. Detailed thought and emotion actually. No plural, cuz I can't even be sure the blog lasts past tomorrow. Yep, that's me, fickle and hot-headed. Welcome to my life.